I must be too annoying 4 u.
i love accidental penises.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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