How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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