I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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