is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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