You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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