WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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