Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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