When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pants are for mortals
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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