Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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