I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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