Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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