So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
A bitchslap is in order.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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