Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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