she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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