Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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