On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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