3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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