I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh god it's open bar.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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