i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Your penis caused this!
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