omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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