Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.