I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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