**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Michael Bay diarrhea
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Randomize
