It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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