If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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