never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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