She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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