If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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