If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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