Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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