I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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