so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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