Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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