I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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