apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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