just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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