Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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