so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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