I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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