only if we run a train.
done.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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