We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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