Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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