I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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