She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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