My balls are so social today.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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