I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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