Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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