You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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