I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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