: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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