dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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