Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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