There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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