I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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