I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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