i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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